Angry Industries

We at Angry Industries have a proud tradition of putting the best product in your

hands. You see, we know that no one cares about pollution or that "going green"

crap if we have what they want. So, to all the tree-hugging, dope smoking, hippie

ass, pinkos out there....

SUCK IT!

We are Angry Industries and we will roll over your ass if you get in the way.

Let's face it guys, maybe you've been embarrassed to admit it but women

aren't the only ones who get cramps are they? You know exactly what I'm talking

about. Maybe you had some oatmeal and a large coffee for breakfast and

an hour later your lower intestine is locked up like two dogs humpin'. You wanna

let the gas out but you're scared you might shart your pants. That's why you

need Manpons - tampons for men. The Manpon has a slender design and with

the easy to use applicator it slides right up the old fart chimney so you can

feel worry free from spotting all day long.

And it comes in two sizes: The Eastwood for regular days and

the Schwarzenegger for days you just know you're gonna blow it all up!

The Manpon - the words shove it up your ass never sounded so comforting.

Hey guys, women aren't the only ones who wanna feel fresh all day are they?

I'm an active guy and I'm on the go a lot. I just don't have time to stop and

shower in the middle of the day but I wanna feel clean. And that's why I use

Fresh Nads, the hygiene spray for men. And it's so easy to use. Just like WD-40,

Fresh Nads has that little red straw so all I have to do is unzip and give myself a

little blast right on the ole cods. As soon as it starts to tingle, I know it's working!

No matter what I'm doing, I feel confident all day long.

Try all three scents. Original Pine Nut, Citrus Codalicious

and Scrot-tastic Sandalwood.

You'll have everyone saying, "Gee, your nads smell terrific"

Mmm mmm good!

Just got out of the pen? Excited to see the light of day, but missing that

special morning grub you've grown accustomed to?? We have the solution for

you. Get your day started with a delicious bowl of Ass Crunch cereal. Fortified

with 8 essential nutrients and vitamins, these crunchy little cornholes have the

taste you've come to love. And every box comes with a free shank!

Mmm-mmm good.

comes in our Original Tossed Salad flavor and the all new Ass Crunchberries

with tasty marshmallow dingleberries in every bite! Ass Crunch Cereal -

Start your day on a high with a big ole bowl of brown eye.

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